Fun Day

Ok, let's have some fun today. Here is what you do:
Reply to every email that you get today with something that is totally unrelated.

Examples:
User> Can you check on the printer upstairs? It's not working right.
GTG> I'll get the plumber on the phone and take care of it.

User> My computer is slow today. Is the network working alright?
GTG> Windmills at full speed!

UPDATE: Wow! Support for this game is really taking off!
GTG> We are unable to remote control your PC. Would you startup the software?
User> Our email address changed.

GTG> Your printer is working again.
User> Who installs network connections?

UPDATE: Even the spammers are getting in on it ---
From: Laura
Subject: Keep it hot
Body: Watch this stock double in two weeks!