Spam of the Day

This one almost slipped by me. I came so close to actually opening it up, but then I realized... Why would Lisa Isaac have the nerve to send me an email telling me how to get "Dlplomas Without Exams"?
Actually the real question is why would Lisa Isaac spell diplomas incorrectly?
Come to think of it, who is Lisa Isaac anyway? Does she think I'm stupid or something?
How does she know I don't have a diploma? Is Lisa stalking me?

All these questions made my brain hurt. So I deleted the email and I instantly felt better.