Spam of the Day

It's time for Spam of the Day!

Today's spam comes from Yond. With such an unusual name, you would think Yond would be sending me meaningful email. Unfortunately the subject of Yond's message is "Your x life must not suffer!" I think Yond is trying to warn me about something. Yond is concerned about my x life.
Whatever shall I do? Well I had a brainstorm and deleted Yond's junk email. If only Smuckers had sent me an email. With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.