Ya thanks for sending me that....

If one more person forwards me the link to "streaker getting beaned by cricket player" ... I am going to shoot myself. Why is it that people think by sending me viral emails/youtubes/funny pic's is an attempt to win my friendship...???

Please just sit back and do your job and NEVER ask me for anything and I'll be your friend. Oh and while you're at it, remember to make some more coffee in the break room after you just finished pouring yourself the last cup.

I classify these users:
"internet whore"
"professional time waster"
"knuckle dragger"
I keep copies in my PITA box in case an HR issue ever comes up.

And the irony behind all this is the user will later notify me a couple days that they are receiving a ton of spam. Gee you wonder?

http://www.marshal.com/ Grumpy Tech Guy informed me is a great tool to manage this crap. However, I am not managing mail servers at this time.
:-(