Trip to the Dentist

I like my dentist. He is a nice dentist. The thing that most fascinates me about him is the fact that he can understand exactly what you are saying no matter how garbled it is said. Take today for instance. I cracked a tooth several days ago. I knew exactly when it happened too. I was eating a spoonful of cooked rice, bit down, and CRACK! The sound reverberated throughout my skull. It was quite a nerve shocker.

So I go to the dentist and he lays me back, shoves a ton of gauze in my mouth and proceeds to give me shot after shot of Novocaine. The whole time he is telling me about his wireless network and how he's having trouble staying connected to it. Then the drill starts going.

I wish I had a tape recorder. It would have been like this:

Dentist> Yeah, so I get it all setup and I can connect to it if I'm upstairs, but not when I'm downstairs.
GTG> Rawr awa rah rah awa ow ar awa har?
Dentist> No, I tried that. I couldn't connect at all after I set that.
GTG> Rah ow ar awa har har awa rah ow ar rah ow ar rah?
Dentist> Sure. You would think that would be the case, but I confirmed it wasn't.
GTG> Awa rah ow har rawr awa rah awa ah.
Dentist> Yeah, that sounds like it might work. Come to think of it, I did check that.
GTG> Ow ar awa awa har rah ow rah ar rah owa.
Dentist> That makes sense to me. I'll try that when I get home tonight.
Drill> EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
Dentist> Have you switched over to that new wireless format? "N" I think it's called.
GTG> O. eew awa har rah awa owa e ahr.
Dentist> You really think so?
Drill> EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
Dentist> Doesn't it give you better range?
GTG> Ah so har awa ee. Ow awa rah rah ow ar ara har rah aw.
Dentist> Maybe I should switch then. I don't want to have to buy all new stuff though.
Drill> EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
GTG> Har awa ee ow rah aw ara rah.
Dentist> That sounds reasonable. Seen those new Dell machines?
Drill> EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
GTG> Eh ar har awa ow ara rah ow ar how ara ar.
Dentist> My daughter is looking for a new PC. That's probably where I'll start.
Drill> EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE

Hey, he's happy and my tooth gets fixed. What more could a tech guy ask for?