Another Manic Monday

What follows is an actual conversation via email:

User> Can you put links to other websites on our intranet?
GTG> Absolutely.
User> I have two links that need to go on the intranet.
GTG> No problem. What are they?
User> Links.
GTG> No, I know they are links. What is the address of the links?
User> They are on the Internet.
GTG> Where do they point on the Internet? Like www.google.com ...
User> Oh, I don't know. We need them on the intranet today though.