Today's spam comes from "Sex Mate". Ms. Mate wants me to check out her "Dating site with a twist". The strange thing is the email has a date stamp of December 27, 2007.
First off, I just have to make one comment. Can you believe that Mr. and Mrs. Mate would name their daughter "Sex"? Of course, I can't talk much. I was very close to being named "Rainbow" at birth. Stupid hippies.
The date stamp really threw me for a loop. It was sent from two weeks in the future! Not only does Ms. Mate run a dating site, but she has somehow constructed a time machine/email server as well. Now that is talent. Stupid wormholes.
The curious cat in me is dying to know what the "twist" is at Ms. Mate's dating site, but before I could click to open the message my lightning-fast tech support reflexes took over and pressed the delete key. Stupid reflexes.
16 years ago
5 comments:
Thanks for brightening my day! That's the funniest thing I've read today, though I suspect that's not saying too much since I'm a lab rat and don't get out that often. *grin*
I love the emails too that come from 1999... like the singer prince wrote it to tell us that he still can't get out of the 90's...
LMAO smoker!!!
YAY Smoker!
"... tonight I'm gonna party, get me out of nineteen nighty-nine!"
W00t! We may break a record for the most comments on a single post!
Whew, it's like a party in the comment section today.
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