Spam of the Day

Sorry, but this one is just too good to pass up:

Zachery Shepard decided I needed to know about Stomach craps.
I kid you not. I open up the email program and there in all its bold, unread glory is Zachery's message with the subject line of "stomach craps".

Current junk email generator programs have been coded to randomly generate a person's name and a random subject line. There is a vast pool of various names and subject words to generate these email components. So having Zachery Shepard send me stomach craps is like winning the lottery only without the lottery part. Come to think of it the winning part isn't there either.
So much for that analogy. DELETE!